It's just so weird
Knowing that I’m leaving so soon
richwhitelesbian: a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
GTA. With secrets
I had a dream that I stole a bright orange Lamborghini and then I was being chased by a butt load of cops. I had like five stars. And then I drove on the beach and then the edge of this cliff and all the way to some mountains and they totally couldn’t catch up. And then I when I got to the top my eyes got really wide cuz I discovered this really intense secret. And I woke up
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
why I've never been
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
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Me and Bellar time part 3
Me and Bellar time part 2
Me and bellar time
snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
anrdew: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
Every time you fart, you're killing the Earth.
How could you
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Band Member: What?
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
This is how I do homework
Thanks sis. For letting me know how you truly feel about me. I mean I guess I’m only likable when I’m spending the money I earn on you. Totally. I get it. You’re such a fake bitch yo. I wish you’d just be real with me because then no one would get hurt when you backstab the shit out of their rears. Js. I thought it’d hurt having to leave you for so long, but heyy,...
Diana: "What if there was a thing like a boat, but it flies???"
Diana: "If I ran around...with a needle full of glue, and then just stabbed it in someones blood stream, would that kill them?"
Me: "I dunno... Google it."
friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs