June 2012
64 posts
Jun 1st
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It's just so weird
Knowing that I’m leaving so soon
Jun 1st
May 2012
228 posts
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May 31st
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May 31st
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richwhitelesbian: a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
May 31st
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May 31st
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GTA. With secrets
I had a dream that I stole a bright orange Lamborghini and then I was being chased by a butt load of cops. I had like five stars. And then I drove on the beach and then the edge of this cliff and all the way to some mountains and they totally couldn’t catch up. And then I when I got to the top my eyes got really wide cuz I discovered this really intense secret. And I woke up
May 30th
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May 30th
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why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
May 30th
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why I've never been
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
May 30th
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May 30th
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my posts: -5 notes
May 30th
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WatchWatch
Me and Bellar time part 3
May 30th
May 30th
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WatchWatch
Me and Bellar time part 2
May 30th
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WatchWatch
Me and bellar time
May 30th
May 29th
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snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
May 29th
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Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
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anrdew: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
May 29th
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May 29th
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Every time you fart, you're killing the Earth.
How could you
May 29th
May 29th
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jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
May 29th
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imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
May 29th
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This is how I do homework
May 29th
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May 29th
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Well wow
Thanks sis. For letting me know how you truly feel about me. I mean I guess I’m only likable when I’m spending the money I earn on you. Totally. I get it. You’re such a fake bitch yo. I wish you’d just be real with me because then no one would get hurt when you backstab the shit out of their rears. Js. I thought it’d hurt having to leave you for so long, but heyy,...
May 28th
Diana: "What if there was a thing like a boat, but it flies???"
May 28th
Diana: "If I ran around...with a needle full of glue, and then just stabbed it in someones blood stream, would that kill them?"
Me: "I dunno... Google it."
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
May 26th
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