I had a dream that I stole a bright orange Lamborghini and then I was being chased by a butt load of cops. I had like five stars. And then I drove on the beach and then the edge of this cliff and all the way to some mountains and they totally couldn’t catch up. And then I when I got to the top my eyes got really wide cuz I discovered this really intense secret. And I woke up
Benefits when you're cute:More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Thanks sis. For letting me know how you truly feel about me. I mean I guess I’m only likable when I’m spending the money I earn on you. Totally. I get it. You’re such a fake bitch yo. I wish you’d just be real with me because then no one would get hurt when you backstab the shit out of their rears. Js.
I thought it’d hurt having to leave you for so long, but heyy, thanks for making it easier.
P.s. - You’re an idiot for believing the things he says. And you’re an idiot for thinking what you’re doing is right.