Some people are just really bad at math.
Anyone out there, just make me care again.
I dare you to try
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
Me: I guess I'd better get some work done. I'll just open up this book and-
Cat: This book is now my bed.
Me: But I need tha-
Cat: Nope. Bed. Mine.
Me: But I-
Fuck off c:
Boys are stupid.
If I were president I wouldn’t wear pants when I made speeches.
I wonder how your day was
First day of college algebra class
Teacher: ...and so the left side will correspond to the right side of the function.
*girl raises hand*
Girl: What does correspond mean? Is it like multiply?
Yummy yummy oatmeal in my tummy
ephemeral-end asked: Becky, I love you more than anything else in the world. I'm glad you're in my life, cos you're my favorite yelly. All da lovings.
I've got a red belt around my mind.
I hate how attractive people's weird faces make...
glitterrebel: My weird faces make me look like a rotten potato.
Does anyone else feel like they're broken and...
She’s gonna be a star.